40+ Other Names for the NYSC

 ~ Birds of a feather flock together

 I find it boring to discuss gossip. It's unproductive and only leads to petty living. I prefer to discuss people in front of them whenever there's a malicious, pernicious or important undertaking to be done or unraveled. Before the National Youth Service Corps became the National Youth Service Cult, the Ngwa Youth Stealing Collusion, or the National Youth Settlement Controversy, the NYSC was an experience to which most Nigerian students looked forward before and upon graduation. I'm not interested in what necessitated the NYSC. Like the civil war termed the Nigeria/Biafra war, I inherited the NYSC as any Nigerian in general and any Igbo in particular would. I observed the NYSC at Ile Igbon (believed to mean House of Snails/Snailery in Yoruba), near Ibadan, Oyo State in 2004/2005. I have evidence of this fact beyond my discharge certificate. I have hardly heard anybody discuss their NYSC to my hearing. Yet mine has remained the most insulting if not traumatic experience no thanks to the futility of the experience. For a paramilitary experience, I got a group of mad women and men who had nothing but trouble to foment. Instead of leaders, I got patrons of harlots and prostitutes who had nothing but gossip to do for a living. Who allowed charlatans to bully people and misinterpret and misrepresent the NYSC.

My NYSC posting from 2004.

 In fact, whenever it came to that experience, Nigeria was a jungle of sacred cows and scapegoat(s). Why so, I wouldn't know. Was that a staged affair where everybody had to be about like it was a mere hoax? One year was wasted because of bickering military men in Nigeria over who was to be a leader. My years have continued to be wasted because of gossip and unwholesome rivalry among Nigerians many from secondary school (Ovom Girls' High School, Aba) or the University of Ibadan. I have little idea where their own NYSC was observed. I will not rest on my oars until the perpetrators of this evil act are hanged or brought to book and the idiocy rested. I had no idea that Nigerian graduates were supposed to be demented or I wouldn't attempt higher education. There's a place for idiosyncrasy; it mustn't be mistaken for folly, which is unpardonable. Madness is not to be mistaken for culture or lifestyle. My NYSC mates were all mad men and women. Quote me. One gossiped for a whole year and you think the country is any better for it? The same woman who flaunted all the rules and got nothing but patrons and more money than other corps members. Are those the people to build a nation out of? I have since been stalked by a syndicate that shouldn't have worn the khaki that I wore. I didn't give it to them, but mine was missing when I travelled to the United States where I was followed to. What's wrong with Nigeria? Who paid for the nuisance? This currently broke damned country, Nigeria? Wasting money on sluts and harlots as national development because they bore bastards for military men? Whether the war was between Gowon or Ojukwu or whomsoever else, I have no business with it and the stupid Nigerian military should call its randy officers and men to order!

No where in this letter was I told to remain at my place of primary assignment forever

The NYSC is for graduated and not rusticated students of Nigerian universities and polytechnics (graduates of the Ordinary National Diploma, OND are not eligible nor are those who didn't enroll in/attempt higher education). However, the society is full of people withe weird philosophies, outcasts and deviants who think a party is a battle - they are happy to turn everything upside down. I have never known why anybody who do the NYSC after the age of 30 or leave her children behind to have unbridled sex. To me, the NYSC was a watched affair where spy syndicates and all manner of people had to encountered. Here are some of the alternative names for the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) judging by the illiterate, covetous, vindictive and vile people I encountered, before, after and between September 2004 and August 2005 in Oyo State. You should know my stance by now, I need the NYSC scrapped for being a tool of prey. It has outlived its usefulness and has only continued the war it purported to heal. 

Besides the N4, 000 that we were to be paid, which I got N5, 000, I was only to get N5, 000 from the commandant as a gift for learning a sewing skill at my request. I never got money from any other officer including Peter Garba who has since been having sex with the whole world on my account.

When I said on Twitter that the war on Igbo was being continued by the present administration you thought it a joke. It's been the National Youth Shaming Contest o. Recently, my job was truncated in order to clap for the Yoruba and their allies in Igboland, land of sabotage.

Must the NYSC allow every harlot, almajiri, impostor or prostitute without a job into the lives of Nigerian graduates for whatever devices up their sleeve?

Somebody stole my note of lesson, a hint and hard work of one year, for a prostitute to have credibility. Why, Nigeria? When Yoruba steals for his Igbo harlot, he claims to be fostering national unity. Does Nigeria graduate con artists only? No, con artists hardly graduate university but would find their way into the NYSC. But Nigeria has now graduated many liars and some of them are naturally are con artists.

No community development was done by that group of nine (9). They all came to share the money - all sharing corruption. Instead, what I witnessed without dying for it was this conglomerate:

1. National Youth Sorcery Competition
2.  National Youth Score Card
3. National Youth Sentiment Consideration
4. National Youth Solidarity Configuration
5. National Youth Service Conscription
6. National Youth Service Compromise
7. National Youth Service Contradiction
   
8. National Youth Service Cocoyam (Theresa's (Tessy's) roommate surrounded her bed with cocoyam; I wasn't sure which one was the witch)
9. Nigerian Youth Service Coven (need I say more? From Mountain of Fire to all sorts of manipulations)
   
10. National Youth Sex Contest
11. National Youth Stint Contingency
12. National Youth Spell Constituency
    
13. Nigerian Youth Stupidity Core
    
14. National Youth Sex Conversation
15. National Yam Service Commission
16. Nigerian Youth Showing Connection
17. National Youth Service Camaraderie
18. Nigerian Youth Sponsoring Controversy
19. National Youth Service Conspiracy
20. News Yielding Scandal Corporation
21. Nigerian Youth Savage Committee
22. National Youth Stalking Command
23. Nigerian Youth Serving Condom
24. National Youth Space Conflict
25. Nosy Young Spies Country
26. Needy Youth Sovereign Conference
27. National Youth Stalking Connivance
28. National Youth Service Cure
29. Nigerian Youth Saboteur Cooperative
30. Nigerian Youth Service Convenience
31. National Youth Service Confrontation
32. National Youth Service Corpse (for cannibalism)
    
33. National Youth Sluttery Culture 
34. National Youth Service Coup
35. National Youth Service Chancing
36. Nigerian Youth Service Corruption
37. National Youth Service Church
38. National Youth Scam Continuum 
39. National Youth Syndicate Conundrum
40. Nigerian Youth Social Contract
41. National Youth Sentencing Confusion
42. Nigerian Youth Stream Concern
43. Nigerian Youth Service Comedy (one harlot with a story chair like in a beer parlour)
    
44.  National Youth Secret Consensus
45. National Youth Service Cabal
46. Nigerian Youth Service Career
    
47. Nigerian Youth Service Covetousness.

What a country of impostors! Where's the syndicate from Air Force Comprehensive School, Ile Igbon? Everywhere I go! My cunt isn't national property! A country that fights corruption at the top and doesn't care what harm it does at the bottom is wasting its time. Who gets to the top? The same wicked and corrupt people from the bottom. Nation builders or nation destroyers? What do you do with an illiterate graduate Nigerian society? It is not by force to go or to have gone to school. I wasn't planning to meet any one chance group or enter the National Youth Service Casino or the National Youth Scheme Collaboration and gamble my future away to impostors. No way!